Monday, July 16, 2007

Japanese terror alert level raised to Radioactive Green

The terror alert level in Japan was raised to green today after 6.8 earthquake shook the foundations of Kashwiwazaki Nuclear power plant, causing a crack in one of the coolant tanks which spilled out gallons of radioactive water into the Sea of Japan. Wide spread panic, and terror, gripped most of this small island nation shortly after this news was released. Dr. Dom O. Oregato head of the Japanese radioactive monster development agency was beside himself when an F4P reporter interviewed him about the potential side affects of such a disaster. "Currently my team is monitoring any and all potential threats to our nation. From what we can tell 315 gallons of radioactive water have now interacted with hundreds, or possibly thousands of aquatic sea life. The chances of us getting some type of Radioactive moth, or sea monster out of this incident are fairly high! Frankly sir we are sitting on the brink of history where we could potentially make fantasy into reality". The Japanese military is on high alert and The USS Kennedy and USS Grover Cleavland have been dispatched to the Sea of Japan to assist if necessary.


When asked about the possibility of such a giant creature running loose off the coast of Japan Dr. Oregato could only speculate " We don't really know what would happen to be honest. I mean you can plan and plan but until the event actually occurs your never truly prepared. We assume the creature will move inland looking for food, and buildings to smash.It could Potentially have the ability to breath fire and shoot lasers from it's eyes because....well.....well shit it's been exposed to 315 gallons of Radiation, why the hell not right"






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