British Blamed for Blood Thirsty Badgers in Basra

BBC.com is reporting that the delightful people of Basra Iraq were sent into a full fledged panic when....

"Word Spread among the populace that UK Troops had introduced strange man-eating bear-like beasts into the area...."

What were these horrible, ferocious bear-like beasts that the UK sent in to help us win the War in Iraq? The answer is Badgers and they weren't even brought there by the British they were indigenous to the area. The war in Iraq is messed up but it would hit a whole new level if the British were unleashing man eating badgers what's next Canadian Coalition forces begin to use Beavers for amphibious assault landings.